May 2013
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Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. Arrrr. I booked flights over to Dublin for the 21st til the 23rd and didn’t check my passport. Well my passport runs out on the 23rd… Since my passport is slightly more complicated because I’m in the Netherlands but technically I live in another country, I have to make an appointment. Well the local municipality has a really long waiting list and I...
moviewebtrailers:
The World’s End Trailer
someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born
A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER...
bootymistress:
iwillalwaysshipyou:
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
daytodance:
buttrelated-url:
I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will wear makeup if I want.
I will dye my hair is I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will shave what I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.
Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl.
amen
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Just found out my grandfather had a stroke and is now in the hospital. He can’t use his legs and his left arm. However it sounds like he’s able to talk and they say that he’s going to be out in about 7 days. I really want to talk to someone but there’s no one to talk to. I’m so glad that I could be here and near by and that’s actually one of the reasons I wanted...
m-ignon:
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
biologytextbook:
when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world
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I don’t even know anymore about it all. So confused about what my feelings are, and what his feelings are, and whether I want anything to happen and whether something could actually happen. I hate figuring out relationships and what they all mean.
thelightwoodinstitute:
have you ever discovered a book so good that you’re convinced nobody’s life will be complete until they read it but you also don’t want anyone else to discover it because it’s yours
kmanovaere:
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
Perfect. It really is that simple.
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
realhumanbaby:
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
burn-me-down-to-the-ground:
littleselfia:
equalistsfuckshitup:
story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says
‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’
and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
and she just stared at me for a moment and said
‘oh ok. ‘
and we just continued watching
and thats how i came out to my mother
#I file this...
When you like someone who you can't have
whatshouldwecallme:
starkidjess:
You know what? Tumblr is a really cool place. I mean if you’re ever having a really bad day and you’re just hating everything about yourself, all you have to do is go to your own blog. Scroll. Fall in love with yourself.
excalilbur:
finnemoron:
what if
the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that
little girls would do it in the mirror and
when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are
that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
jerkofanassbutt:
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
Dean Winchester. You’re looking for Dean Winchester